Tuxedo is a Giant Schnauzer — a working breed built in Germany to guard breweries and drive cattle, currently employed guarding a couch in Texas. He runs on chicken, opinions, and a nubbin that has three distinct settings.
This site is written by his human, Kyle, and documents the real day-to-day of living with a giant: the gear we actually use, the food he actually eats, and the things nobody warns you about. Every product recommendation here is something that lives in our house and has survived our dog.