Formal by birth.
Ridiculous by choice.
Tuxedo is a 105-pound Giant Schnauzer who was born in black tie and has never once dressed down. Guardian of the household, connoisseur of chicken, and firm believer that every lap is a one-dog lap.
Credentials: Impeccable.
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Born in a Tuxedo
Black tie is not an outfit. It’s a lifestyle.
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Head of Home Security
Self-appointed. Extremely thorough. Hears everything.
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Chicken Acquisition Specialist
15% of all barks. 100% of his heart.
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105 lbs of Business Casual
Thinks he’s a lap dog. Commits fully.
The Numbers, in Black & White
3.9 million views, all time. Not even three months on the internet. One dog. Zero thumbs. (All numbers verified September 10, 2026.)
3,850,000+
118,000+
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Meet the Talent (and the Staff)
Tuxedo — The Talent
Giant Schnauzer. 105 pounds, none of it humility. Bred in Germany to guard breweries and drive cattle; currently guarding a couch in Texas and driving his family gently insane. A certified velcro dog — you will never visit the refrigerator, the car, or the bathroom alone again. Loves water, worships chicken, and produces a sound at the front door that changes strangers’ travel plans. Off duty, he is a lap dog. Nobody has told him otherwise, and nobody is going to.
Kyle — The Staff
Kyle Bickham is a Texas entrepreneur who owns several companies and answers to exactly one boss, pictured above refusing to look at the camera. He handles the cameras, the chicken logistics, and the walks. Tuxedo handles creative direction. Together they document what living with a giant actually looks like — the good, the loud, and the extremely bearded — for an audience that racked up over 3.9 million views and counting.
The Portrait Gallery
Work With Tuxedo
Brands, affiliates, and fellow dog people: Tuxedo’s audience is growing across four platforms, his engagement is real, and his rates are suspiciously reasonable (he works for chicken). For partnerships, product features, or the full media kit, get in touch.
Serious inquiries only. Squirrels will not receive a response.